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Boy: spell me
Girl: M-E
Boy: you forgot the D
Girl: there's no D in me.
Boy: not yet

datzarbomba:

thelostsunprincess:

blankadude:

kabutocub:

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Oh dear God. I am crying right now. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.

Homo hot lips is my favorite.

in your mother’s anus

*ded*

BIRDSEED I’M DYING

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gingerduckling:

This will forever be my favourite post on tumblr.

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lokid-in-wonderland:

treasua:

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riningear:

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the-day-thats-green:

Who’s the asshole now?

i can’t believe JB said this, I knew he was a prick but my mind is blown

just looked it up, legit quotes

this feels appropriate to use

THANK GOD SOMEONE FOUND ACTUAL PROOF HERE IT IS BELIEBERS: HE IS AN ACTUAL DICKWAD.

Never not reblogging this.

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kurtstain:

sounds about right

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Finn Finn The Better Twin

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Alexander Klöpping: Nederlander verzamelt in 5 maanden 700.000 volgers met foto's van de Aarde op @Earth_Pics

alexandernl:

“Heel One Direction volgt en RT, Ricky Gervais geeft zelfs Shoutouts en RT’s”, aldus Nederlander Gijs van der Lee, oprichter van het Twitter-account @Earth_Pics. Elke dag twittert hij enkele tientallen foto’s van mooie plekken op Aarde. Vorig jaar november begon hij ermee, inmiddels heeft het…

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claudekelly:

Saw these random paint streaks on the rain-soaked NYC concrete this AM. A reminder to leave your colorful mark wherever you go, regardless of the weather. Happy Monday!

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